Never do this to your kid

Do you get it? Its a QUARTER-BACK. FamilyFun.com actually has instructions for how to put this together. I guess the whole point is that the kid would show up to a house trick-or-treating and the person answering the door would say "Hey, what are YOU supposed to be?". At which point, the child would turn around and say "I'm a QUARTER-BACK!" and everyone is supposed to laugh. They also have this great one entitled "Soccer Star". The point is to basically have your kid put on their youth league sports uniform.